What movies have not aged well?
11.06.2025 08:00

-All the bad guys are black.
Octopussy
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
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-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
What is the dirtiest thing you have allowed your husband to do?
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Goldfinger
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Dr No
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
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-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
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-”Ah so!”
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-J W Pepper
What is every dictators biggest fear?
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
A View to a Kill
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Live and Let Die
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
What is your best forbidden sex story that felt so right?
You Only Live Twice
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Moonraker
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
From Russia With Love
Diamonds Are Forever
What's your favourite porn video to jerk off to?
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”